Monday, January 25, 2010

Things I Could Not Make Up

Thing One:

B, from the living room: "HEY! If I'm practicing piano one hand at a time, I can still drink Coke while I practice!"

Um, yippee? And isn't there a rule about not drinking Coke on weekdays in this house?

Thing Two:

Saturday night I wandered off to bed, as one does, and made a stop at the porcelain bowl on my way. As I was sitting contemplating life, as one does, there was a rather sharp sound and the toilet seat seemed to lower itself a little. I looked down.

There were copious quantities of ...something ...on the floor, on the backs of my legs ...

Completely mystified, I stood up and turned to look at the toilet seat. Nothing seemed awry.

I raised the toilet seat.

Someone had folded two small take-away packages of ketchup and set them on the rim of the toilet bowl and then carefully lowered the seat again.

12 comments:

Karen said...

sounds to me like "someone" is in trouble...:)

corrie said...

Oh my goodness, that makes me think of the time I put toothpaste around the inside of the toilet seat and my mom was the next one to use the washroom.

It was pretty funny until she made me help her get it off...

Joanna Mallory said...

It's funny from here, Susan, but I expect someone had better beware.

Koala Bear Writer said...

I've heard of similar stories about things to do with ketchup packagees, but that's pretty funny. :) (Let's see, I have some soy sauce packages in the kitchen... wonder what my husband would say about that!)

Anonymous said...

Has it got meat in it?

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Flicka said...

LOL! I read this aloud to my husband and we both howled. I fully expect that someone will have ketchup stained calves very soon.

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Colleen Taylor said...

I am SOOO laughing out loud with tears in my eyes. My nephew did that to my sister-in-law once when he was about B's age. He was laughing in the kitchen when she had her experience much like yours. She emerged from the little guest washroom, congratulated his cleverness and informed him, "You can clean it up now."

I hear it helps when the punishment fits the crime. :)